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Born With A Boner

from Go Clean Your Womb by Uncle Taint and the Fingers

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Scooter takes you step by step through his birth and tries to explain what he, and his father, are going through

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Covered in goo, the first thing I saw was you,
What was the first thing you saw
The top of my head, everything was sticky and red, that was the first thing you saw

There were nurses everywhere
And blood clots in my hair
Big pulsing tube sticking out of me
I don't care
I don't have any underwear
I was born with a boner
Buck ass nude
The doctor slapped me, that was rude
I was born with a boner

Skin on skin, now let the baby life begin, that was the first thing you thought
While I layed on my back, why is everyone staring at my sack, that was the first thing I thought

There were nurses everywhere
And blood clots in my hair
Big pulsing tube sticking out of me
I don't care
I don't have any underwear
I was born with a boner
Buck ass nude
The doctor slapped me, that was rude
I was born with a boner

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from Go Clean Your Womb, released May 26, 2017

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