1. |
Punkest Baby
01:05
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I don't know what I am
I can barely move my neck at all
I just spit, puss and puke
I'll fucking kick you in the eye while you're wiping my ass
I've got a weird shaped head
That's what the doctor said
It is all swollen and red
Change my diaper you fuck
I will fill it up at 3am
I don't care what you think
You all thought I'd be a girl
Here's my dink
I've got a weird shaped head
That's what the doctor said
It is all swollen and red
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2. |
Born With A Boner
02:12
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Covered in goo, the first thing I saw was you,
What was the first thing you saw
The top of my head, everything was sticky and red, that was the first thing you saw
There were nurses everywhere
And blood clots in my hair
Big pulsing tube sticking out of me
I don't care
I don't have any underwear
I was born with a boner
Buck ass nude
The doctor slapped me, that was rude
I was born with a boner
Skin on skin, now let the baby life begin, that was the first thing you thought
While I layed on my back, why is everyone staring at my sack, that was the first thing I thought
There were nurses everywhere
And blood clots in my hair
Big pulsing tube sticking out of me
I don't care
I don't have any underwear
I was born with a boner
Buck ass nude
The doctor slapped me, that was rude
I was born with a boner
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3. |
Car Seat Control Center
01:37
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Got a tilted head
Eject button is red
Get buckled in
Adventure begin
Car seat control center
Blast off to the moon
We're gonna get there soon
Go back in time
Dinosaurs on my mind
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4. |
Milk Maid
01:32
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I want it
I need it
I'm gonna yell and scream till I get it
I see you
I smell you
I know you've got it hiding inside your shirt
You're just a milk maid
My fucking milk maid
You're just a milk maid
Please feed me
And squeeze me
Don't just sit there and fucking tease me
You're just a milk maid
My fucking milk maid
You're just a milk maid
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5. |
Learning To Sit
01:19
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I'm sitting in my own shit
I'm sitting in my own piss
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6. |
Punk Dick
01:28
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I don't know
If babies sink or float
So i'm gonna buy some water wings
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7. |
Soft Spot
01:51
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I know it's super soft and really fun to poke
But I don't want to die so
Don't touch it, don't touch it
It is a passageway that goes straight to my brain
And if you push to hard you know I'll go insane
Dad, don't stick your finger in my soft spot you know you'll make me dumb.
Dad, don't stick your finger in my soft spot you know you'll make me dumb.
My life is in your hands so don't fuck it up
Even the dog knows you
Don't touch it, don't touch it
At first I had two but now there's only one
And when my skull fills in, then we'll have some fun
Dad, don't stick your finger in my soft spot you know you'll make me dumb.
Dad, don't stick your finger in my soft spot you know you'll make me dumb.
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8. |
Not Sure
01:56
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All my socks have faces
I'm not sure why
All my shirts have stripes
I'm not sure why
Everybody wants to hold me
I'm not sure why
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9. |
Crazy Piano Man
02:04
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Hiccups go away
Is it night or day
Everything's OK
Where's auntie ray
You make me want to go home
Mom needs her sleep
Don't make a peep
Count all your sheep
Diapers aren't cheap
You make me want to stay home
All you do is eat
Suckle on a teet
Wrapped in a sheet
Wrinkly feet
You make me call it a home
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10. |
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I used to wake up every morning with a sparkle in my eye until the day they brought you home
Now the days drag on so long and the walks are always short, my best friend is just a bone
Why do I care about you
I hate everything that you do
But I can't get you out of my head
We'll be best friends until I am dead
You're a baby and I'm not, but these guys are all I've got, I don't want to share my friends
Always crying, always spitting, every minute you are shitting, will this nightmare ever end
Why do I care about you
I hate everything that you do
But I can't get you out of my head
We'll be best friends until I am dead
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11. |
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Go to sleep you little bitch
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